9.14.2005

How to...

Lose 6 pounds in two weeks without really trying:

Step 1 - Stop working out
Step 2 - Increase your nicotine intake by 50%
Step 3 - More caffeine
Step 4 - Make ice cream the cornerstone of your daily meal allowance and
Step 5 - Replace 90% of your beverages with beer (and throw some cheap wine in there too)

Implement Step 1 five days before your vacation weekend
Implement Steps 2-5 daily throughout a 5-day weekend
Repeat Step 1 for five days following your vacation

What? Worked for me.

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