Reason #542 why I love my friends

Voicemail messages that start with "Hey, I was driving by a local sex shop and thought of you- you know, cuz you used to work at one..." followed by a fun fact regarding butt plug usage in a suburb just north of Dallas.

"Thought you might be interested in knowing that. I'm sure you have some clients in [that suburb], so good luck trying to think of anything else during your next massage appointment."

On that note, I hope you all have a great holiday.

2 comment:

Anonymous Pickle said...

What's #541?

11:44 PM  
Anonymous skyhawk said...

I'm guessing the community you're talking about is Plano... residents there obviously have SOMETHING up all their asses...

Happy New Year!


1:50 PM  

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